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CLOSE UP OF HARRY:THE BACKGROUND IS BLACK. IT SEEMS LIKE HARRY'S HEAD IS FLOATING IN THE DARKNESS. HIS FACE IS PAINTED IN WHITE WITH BLACK STRIPES ON THE CHEEKS. THERE IS A GOLD RING IN HIS NOSE:"The...
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"Come with me to my cousin's wedding, Harry. I promise you a good time.""For like the tenth time, Pauline, forget it, I'm not interested. Did you serve that customer in the purple fur coat?""I can't. I...
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"Come with me to my cousin's wedding, Harry. I promise you a good time.""For like the tenth time, Pauline, forget it. I can't go... Did you serve that customer in the purple fur coat?""I can't. I don't...
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"What's with the rocking back and forth, Finkie? It's like you're jerking off.""...l...l...l...l..." Finkie lit up a cigarette and kept on rocking."And since when do you smoke?""I'm tired, man, got a...
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"The meds are working, Harry. Since I've been taking them, I haven't heard any voices since and it's been two weeks...almost.""Good stuff.""At least I'm thinking clearly...almost.""Then maybe now we...
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INT. HARRY'S CAR - NIGHTHarry and Pauline, both dressed to the nines, are on their way to her cousin's wedding. Pauline gives Harry a careful once-over and likes what she sees. PAULINEFeeling...
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"I still can't believe that you walk into someone's house, your drug dealer no less, and the first thing you do is take a dump. What the fuck is with you?""...""Finkie!...Finkie?""...""Snap out of it,...
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"You don't make money sitting on your ass in an office.""Who's sitting on their on ass, Alvy? You hired me to be your in-house sales rep. I'm supposed to be here.""You're supposed to write business,...
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Harry stared at himself in the mirror and squinted."I'm done, Alvy. It's over." He pulled out his gun from the sock drawer, aimed it point blank at his reflection in the mirror and pulled the...
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"I know a guy who can make it happen.""Okay, Finkie. I'll call him when I get to L.A..""You mean, 'we', Harry. You're not leaving me in this loonie bin with all these retards." Myron the public...
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"I know a guy who can make it happen, Harry. He owns Hollywood.""Okay, Finkie.""It's Michael Ovitz, Harry. He owns the town. He's been calling me everyday.""Okay, Finkie. I'll call him when I get to...
View ArticleDik-Dash with a Dash
Call #1"Hello, Roosevelt Insurance. May I help you?""Hello, can I speak to..." Gulp, do not say "Stiff." "...Don?""May I ask who is calling please?"Sure, an old friend who knew your boss before he...
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Call #1"Hello, Roosevelt Insurance. May I help you?""Hello, can I speak to..."Gulp, do not say "Stiff.""...Don?""May I ask who is calling please?"Sure, an old friend who knew your boss before he became...
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Calling GomezHarry studied Gomez Glick's handwriting on the back of the rumpled wedding seating card. The prototypical penmanship of a teenage girl. Loopy, a circle instead of a dot for the 'I', how...
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Calling GomezHarry studied Gomez Glick's handwriting on the back of the rumpled wedding seating card. Just like the handwriting of a teenage girl - wide and loopy, round and sentimental. He had a...
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Calling Gomez GlickHarry studied the wide and loopy handwriting scrawled on the back of the rumpled wedding seating-card. Hard to believe that it wasn't written by a teenage girl. And what was with...
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"I'm staying here for good, mom.""Give it some time, Harry. You've only been there...what, an hour?""More like two hours, mom. We landed early.""Ridiculous. You see a palm tree and you're sold.""I...
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"I'm staying here for good, mom.""Give it some time, Harry. You've only been there...what, an hour?""More like two hours, mom. We landed early.""Ridiculous. You see a palm tree and you're sold.""I...
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Harry was totally surprised but he wasn't as he sat there in the booth eating chicken in Gomez's favorite Cuban restaurant."Did anyone ever tell you Harry, that you have beautiful brown eyes?" Gomez...
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Harry was totally surprised but he wasn't, as he sat there with Gomez eating barbecued chicken in a Cuban restaurant "that Desi Arnas Jr. owns" (bullshit)."Did anyone ever tell you Harry, that you have...
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